Fashion oh's and no's

Summer could be deemed the most controversial season of all, for the potentially offensive fashion statements that are exhibited in public in the form of clothing or lack thereof. So never one to let my fashion-conscious readers down, I have compiled a list of "Fashion do's" and "Fashion don't evers!" It is important to remember that these fashion tips must be combined with the appropriate weather conditions and temperature, even if the summer ensemble is scoring at an all-time high on the 'hot to trot o-meter' if it's snowing outside it is nonetheless an epic fail, so be warmed- I mean warned! 

I love the summer as much as the next guy in flip flops and hot pants, but I have to agree with my Ozzy friend who was shocked at the 'speedo- length' of guys shorts in the UK and assured me that men do not wear shorts above their hairy knees in Australia, which I can only see as a plus and another reason to visit the land down under. Don't get me wrong, I believe that sometimes shorts are necessary, but I think there are acceptable lengths for the lads and unless playing a high impact sport there really is no excuse for ones revealing more than toned calves. 

Ladies, you are also not off the hook and shorts that are cut shorter than their pockets are a straight up no no! That brings me on to my next pet peeve which is the combination of tights and shorts, if it’s hot enough to wear shorts, tights are not necessary and if you have to wear tights for another reason, perhaps longer shorts, called trousers would be a good trade? Harsh- but true. 

Yes girls to lovely floaty summer dresses, mini, maxi, there is a size and length to suit all. No to dungarees whether you are male or female unless you genuinely do work with livestock! Yes to espadrilles for the guys and a no to open toe sandals. Other no no's include jelly sandals (and socks- although jelly sandals is not great), no to guys in V-neck vests down to their navels and girls in see-through leggings that don't leave anything to the imagination, or that are so sheer you are drawn closer only to examine whether they are infact leggings at all or infact tights.

No to aluminous t-shirts with matching sunglasses fellas, splashed with cheesy logos quoting slogans including the words Kavos, Malaga or Ibiza! Girls, yes to kimono's which are very versatile and can suit all shapes and sizes, yes to crop tops and high-waisted jeans- preferably together. No to skinny crop jeans for the guys and kitten heels and pointy shoes for the ladies- this isn't specific to summer, and should apply all year round!

I hope this list has helped you navigate your way around your wardrobe and avoid any potential fashion faux-paus this summer. Now we just have to wait for the sun! 

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