Eat it- don't tweet it

Ok so don't get me wrong, I love my food just as much as the next gal/guy. When I'm not eating, I'm thinking about what I'm going to eat. I love food so much I have a trademark food dance. Anyone that loves food can relate to this- you know what I mean- the little dance shuffle you do when you put in an order at a restaurant, or the waiter is bringing your long awaited dish over to your table or you know the microwave only has 30 seconds before the 'ping!'- TMI? Ok so maybe I need help......

Anyway, point is I get it, I love food too, but why oh why do you think I want to see a picture of what you cooked for you honeyboo-boo on Valentines Day? or for the fam on thanksgiving? I clearly wasn't invited, so why would I want to see a picture of it? After selfies this has to be my second biggest no-no! As always I like to give exceptions to my rules and these are; your first attempt to decorate a cake, breakfast in bed made by your 2 year old, ok 2-5 year old, I don't want to seem unreasonable! and maybe a surprise romantic picnic spread in the park, but that's it! Just to assure you, I was never under the illusion that you didn't eat food, or go to restaurants, so the photo evidence is really not necessary! Bon Appetit!

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