2014

Have I made any new year's resolutions? Absolutely not. Why? Because the one I made 2 years ago is still serving me well- not to make any new year's resolutions! I personally do not relish the prospect of starting a new year riddled with self-loathing and a pre-prepared list of my shortcomings that will soon transform into an itinerary of failings. Isn't it bad enough that the holidays are over and my unregulated credit card spending is about to catch up with me with the arrival of the dreaded January statement, than to also have to deal with self-induced depression aswell? So will I exercise? - Maybe, but probably not. Will I spend more wisely? erm... two words 'January Sales'! Will I eat more healthily? don't hold your breath- it won't fill you up anyway! Hey maybe I have just stumbled across a new diet fad- holding one's breath, too late I'm patenting it! Happy New year, and if you remain adamant that you will accomplish a new year's resolution good luck- but don't be surprised when I smugly reply 'Told you so' on the 4th Jan!